A Bug's Life

I haven't done much today. I woke up this morning, watched some TV. But couldn't exactly see and almost was killed! Those darn people in my house tried to kill me with a fly swatter! They have no sympathy! Anyway after that I cleaned my room (what a mess!) But everything is all nice and tidy now. Then my mother and I went shopping for some nice shoes. It's hard finding shoes for feet this small and oddly shaped. But at last I found the pair. Hmmm perhaps I will wear them in my next outing, though I hope I do not lose them. Then I came home and did some chores (as my queen mother had ordered) and now I have a peaceful evening ahead of me to relax and do what I wish (to a certain extent).

Well. It's Saturday night. So much has happened lately. My best friend GIGI just made me a floral arrangement for me to live in! Aren't I special. And I recently created one for her, so when I decide to drop by, I will have a place to stay all of my own. It's so much nicer than that discusting spider plant that I must share with the spiders and such. This will actually be my own! I will miss her for awhile though, because my wings don't quite carry me all the way to her cottage. It is a far journey and my mother is still holding the throne so I am still below her until I am old enough to own my own coloney. Other than that. My life is quite fine, but I must go and munch on some fruit flies. 'Tis time for a midnight snack.